Wow, just wow. Someone who's arrogance sets a new high on this forum and still wysota tries his best to help only to shot down in flames at every turn.

Maybe next time you post a question we should just completely ignore you. At least then you can't rip our heads off for trying to understand and answer your question.

In my opinion, there was nothing wrong with the answers given. After all, the first answer given by Wysota did exactly what you asked - "This doesn't work", "No, but this will", and the other answers were also very reasonable in my eyes (but of course, you will argue that fact)

You also seems to be forgetting that this forum is provided for free, as are the people who are answering your posts. If you wish for a more professional, tried and tested approach to your exact requirement, maybe you try out the paid support instead of the free volunteer support.